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Sunday, June 29, 2008
Title: Some Fancy Dish In China - Chintucky Fried Chicken!

If you are intending to go to China, beware and know what you are actually eating. What you see may NOT be what you get. Especially CHICKEN. So, you had been warned!

This plate of food might looked like some finger licking good roasted chicken.

But it's actually...

RATS!!!

The process of cooking it is easy like cooking other types of meat. First of all, you got to burn off the hair from the rats.

Wash off the dirts and burned hair from the rats.

Cut them into small parts and make it looks like chicken.

Marinate the meats with seasoning to make it taste nice and taste like normal chicken we were having.

And last but not least, the meats are ready for deep fried!

And here you go. Chintucky Fried Chicken all done and ready to eat.

Look like some chicken drumstick right? But look closely, it's rat drumstick!

Oh my god. This is gross enough! Hope none of the restaurants in Singapore import chicken drumsticks from China. We wouldn't know if some chicken we are having now is rat drumsticks. Imagine you are one of the victim and you are still praising the restaurant for the tender chicken drumsticks you had but actually are rat drumstick. How do you feel? Damn shiok right?

WayneMistry spoke at 7:02 AM

Sunday, October 7, 2007
Title: Weird Places We Will Never Find In Singapore

Got another forward message from my cousin and I was totally stunt by what I saw. But also thinking if it's edited by Photoshop. Can't blame me for having such thoughts because it's too amazing and unbelievable. You shall scroll down and see if you got the same feeling as me.

A heart shape island.

A dolphin like island.

Does it look like a piece of puzzle removed from the island?

If you see clearly, you can see a face at the middle of the astronomical photo. This photo really makes you wonder!

A scorpion.

Can you see a fox lying? Unbelievable.

Can someone actually sculpt the above by hand? Amazing.

The face of a man. We can clearly see his nose, eyes and mouth.

Look like Teletubbies?

WayneMistry spoke at 6:51 AM

Saturday, August 25, 2007
Title: Taking Photos Also Need To Do This Positions?

This is the first entry I will be posting.

If you are wondering why am I adding this section in my blog. Reason is simple. I had been constantly receiving some funny and interesting emails. I'm so eager to forward to everyone in my mail to share the joy but the fucking HOTMAIL doesn't seems to be happy for me!

Every time I'm allowed to send to ONLY 50 people! What the hell.

Anyway. Today's 'My Mail Box' first entry will be on photographic.

Whenever you are taking photos. Did you notice your own standing posture? You might be one of them and you didn't notice!

Take a look at the photos.

Is the photographer taking the photo of the car or the underwear of the model?

This is funny. Guess he should start wearing two or three sizes bigger.

I feel like kicking his balls. LOL.

Doggy Style.

This is normal what?! Tell me what's went wrong?

Nice butt.

Modern Wang Fei Hong!

Erm Sir. I think your leg is breaking if you twist some more.

The photographer is normal. I think the abnormal one is the person standing like a tree by the road side.

Like some Chinese Dance dancer dancing 'Feng Yang Hua Gu'

Exercising + Photo Taking

Guess this pose is normal for most professional cameraman?

I'm wondering why the photographers don't just stick their lens onto the model's face! Dumb. There something called 'ZOOM'. Bodoh!

Normal~ Keep it up!

I guess with his size it is a bit hard for him to be a paparazzi too. Chasing after superstars and hiding behind the trees to prevent being spotted. Looks like an apple.

Still okay to me.

He seems like he just fell from the sky and get himself stuck onto the tree.

Quite normal to me.

*shake head* Mind doing something to his pants?

Don't laugh there. You might be one of the above. But frankly speaking, I'm posing like one of them when I'm taking photos. LOL.

Make a guess which is me. =)

WayneMistry spoke at 11:28 AM